+15°C / 59°F - This is as warm as it gets in Norway, so we'll start here. People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves. The Norwegians are out in the sun, getting a tan.
+10°C / 50°F - The French are trying in vain to start their central heating. The Norwegians plant flowers in their gardens.
+5°C / 41°F - Italian cars won't start. The Norwegians are cruising in cabriolets.
0°C / 32°F - Distilled water freezes.The water in Oslo Fjord gets a little thicker.
-5°C / 23°F - People in California almost freeze to death. The Norwegians have their final barbeque before winter.
-10°C / 14°F - The Brits start the heat in their houses. The Norwegians start using long sleeves.
-20°C / -4°F - The Aussies flee from Mallorca. The Norwegians end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here.
-30°C / -22°F - People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth. The Norwegians start drying their laundry indoors.
-40°C / -40°F - Paris start cracking in the cold. The Norwegians stand in line at the hotdog stands.
-50°C / -58°F - Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole. The Norwegian army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.
-70°C / -94°F - The false Santa moves south. The Norwegian army goes out on winter survival training.
-183°C / -297.4°F - Microbes in food don't survive. The Norwegian cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.
-273°C / -459.4°F - ALL atom-based movent halts.The Norwegians start saying "Faen, it's cold outside today."
-300°C / -508°F - Hell freezes over. Norway wins the Eurovision Song Contest.
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